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刚才听到十二响礼炮，一查原来是美军交接仪式，怪不得早上直升机乱飞

 

STUTTGART, Germany - The United States European Command (USEUCOM) will host a Change of Command Ceremony between Army Gen. John Craddock and Navy Adm. James G. Stavridis at Husky Field on Patch Barracks, Stuttgart, Germany, June 30 at 10 a.m.

The Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Adm. Mike Mullen will preside over the ceremony.

 

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound
dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the
space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.

The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with
airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
windshields of their new high speed trains.

Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken
hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed
it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the
engineer's back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the
cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment,
along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists
for suggestions.

You're going to love this...

 

NASA responded with a one-line memo -- "Defrost the chicken first."

朝：大哥，我要核试验
中：恩，知道了，啥时候
朝：10
中：10？10什么 10天 还是 10小时
朝：9，8，7 。。。。
中：你大爷的！

最近手潮，上周五还差点追尾。两年实习期马上要过了，不敢大意啊。想了个昏招：本周不开车，硬把实习期熬过去