Sbahn邻座上来一干瘦中年黑衣男子，手持皱皱巴巴纸张若干，撕烂后塞入垃圾箱。快到Herrenberg时黑衣男被俩便衣检查，经电话核实身份后带走......搞笑的是对面一哥们见警察临检就开溜，生怕黑衣男伤害到他。

 

补充: 看来出事了，刚才去买菜，回来发现警察在A81的Herrenberg出口设路障查车......

 

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

'Well, I'm a panda', he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'