A German doctor says,"We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Chinese doctor says,"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We recently took a Conservative Republican President with elite Harvard graduated MBA teams out last year and now half the country is looking for work."